Okay, let me be blunt here.

STOP THE BICKERING. STOP IT. NOW.


This is the Andriy Shevchenko thread. Anything posted after my post that does NOT relate to Shevchenko will be deleted.

Oh look, colors

EDIT: SHEVCHENKO Tennie

Way to laying the law Tennie!


Intresting stats btw though guys!

I saw the game Ukraine vs Belorus... the second half in particular... Sheva did pretty good and did some neat passing. He also had a free kick that went very close. And when he came onto the field the team suddenly started to attack more.

I liked what I saw.

Gee, you guys really should put a sock when it comes to these lengthy discussions that lead no where. Pato, Bojan, Messi, all are great players, and ones to watch for the future. Who is better? That's very hard to tell as stats don't always show the entire picture. End of that.

it is 12 in italy so happy birthday sheva

Since it's already the 29th where I live, no better time to say Happy Birthday to Sheva. Too bad you didn't score today, I know you would have had you come on at the mark of the hour. Anyway, I also know you're one goal away from getting back to being a great player. Have a great day!

Forza Shevchenko!
He deserves a bit more playing time than he has gotten thus far imo. (Come on Sheva - we belive in you!)


Anywayz, I'm curiously waiting to see how many ppl will say 'happy birthday' in this thread on the 29th!

Happy Birthday Sheva

Happyz Birthdayz Andrij.

Happy Birthday, Andriy Shevchenko!

Happy birthday and make us dream again!

You already made me dream, with your signature image. It's the best ever! Oh, Ka-Pa-Ro, where art thou?

What? They whopped Inter's @$$ yesterday dozer...

Milanfan v2 ergo KaPaRo v2!

Happy Birthday Sheva.

Happy birthday Sheva.

Happy Birthday Sheva!

I hope you score soon.

Happy Birthday to Shevchenko - Milan's Ukrainian Legend!
Thank You for the Great History you have added to this club and the many great memories you provided us with, may you make us happy once more!

(from Leggo online gossip)
Non sempre il binomio tra calciatori e modelle funziona. Andriy Shevchenko, frastornato attaccante del Milan, deve fare i conti anche con una situazione familiare molto pesante. L'ex Pallone d'oro è stato infatti mollato dalla moglie, Kristen Pazik, che non lo ha seguito a Milano dopo il trasferimento estivo dal Chelsea. A Londra sono rimasti anche i figli Jordan, 4 anni, e Kristian, 2. La modella ha sposato l'ucraino nel 2004, dopo tre anni di fidanzamento. I bene informati dicono che non ci sono possiblità di riconciliazione.

[The pairing between footballers and models doesn't always work. Andriy Shevchenko, returining striker of Milan, will be facing a heavy family situation. The former Pallon d'Or winner has been left by his wife, Kristen Pazik, who didn't follow him to Milan after his summer transfer from Chelsea. She remained in London along with their children Jordan (age 4) and Kristian (age 2). The model married the Ukrainian in 2004, after 3 years of engagement. Those well informed say that there is no possibility of reconciliation.]

Tough for Sheva... poor decision to leave in the first place =/

Sheva doesn't deserve any of this. Not this, not her, and certainly not leaving Milan a couple of years back.

Yes, it's an awfull situation. Made some wrong choices and now he's almost done. I hope Milan can help him find the patch back. As for his wife,..well,.. it seems she exactly knows what she wants.

I think they're reading too much into it. The kids probably have school or something, and Kristen's presence here could complicate matters esp with the fans. I remember the article where they said, a few trouble makers gathered around and abused Kristen while she was shopping or something. (During the heights of Shevagate).


David Beckham is coming over, but Posh Spice is staying in LA. Does this mean they're getting divorced?

Sheva made 2 mistakes IMO: 1) leaving Milan 2) retuning to Milan.

Now he's lost both his football and his wife.

And if I were him, I'd know exactly what I'd want. Provided the gossip is true to some extent, of course. There are far better girls for a guy like Shave, and his current one doesn't belong in the list.

Why is sheva not playing?

Well, Sheva lied his way out of Milan and to London simply to please Botox Spice. And his return to Milan has been nothing short of a disappointment. I hate to say it, but what goes around comes around.

Before game with Napoli I saw another Milan dream. It was about Sheva. Later I'll try to retell you this dream. In my opinion it is very interesting and oracular.

Too bad he left Milan for her in the first place...

But don't know how accurate this is since when his move from Chelsea was made official in the end of the summer his wife was gushing about how Sheva was home again and how he was never really happy in London.

Like someone already said, she probably stayed back with the kids for school. They start the school year early in England IIRC so by the time Sheva made the switch I think the scholastic year would have already started. I'm not 100% sure about this though

Can't wait. Hehe.

Milan Dream?
I'm not sure I am following, is this like a show or segement of some sort?

I'll try....guys, but excuse me for bad English

Night before game with Napoli I dreamed about I am in Milanello. There is a training. Evening. Ancelotti is somewhere. Unexpectedly there is Carletto and in pure Russian (well as it happens in the sleep) suggests Shevchenko to go to pack possessions. Shevchenko does not oppose and begins movement in a locker room. Also then stops and speaks, addressing to someone from players of Milan. I do not see to whom I do not hear his words. I observe all this picture as though from outside, but sometimes and from inside. The answer of Shevchenko does not receive. Players sit in a circle and have a rest after the next task.

Paolo Maldini suddenly rises and very sharply and very angrily (such in a life to see - the rarity) yells Shevchenko something like:
- You knew it will be this way. There was no need to come back.
Sheva stops. Collision begins. Il Сapitano goes close to the ucrainian. Then Seedorf and Kaka. All of them speak on the raised tones. It is time to me! I am in red (not training) a Milan T-shirt. I go between Paolo, Seedorf, Kaka and Sheva. As though I protect him and push to a base building. Then training proceeds. And we with Sheva sit near and speak.

I try to calm him down, I tell something like:
- Don't worry, everything will be all right.
Then conversation by itself falls down to a theme of his leaving to Chelsea.
- Well, what for you have made it? What for? - I ask.
Shevchenko keeps silent.
- Do not you remember Istanbul. Do not you remember those terrible events?
- I remember, - answers Sheva indifferently and almost yawning, - one fan of Milan has died.
His quiet and indifferent tone bemadded me and I speak angrily:
- And you know, though I now protect you, but I was against your returning to Milan.
Sheva looks at me like very-very tired man. Then without words rises and disappears in a base building. And I following him by a question:
- WELL, TELL ME AT LAST, WHAT FOR YOU HAVE left to CHELSEA? WHAT FOR YOU HAVE made IT With YOURSELF And ALL OF US?
He does not answer. Already inside I for some reason ask him:
- Listen, Andrey, give me your autograph, - he with astonishment looks at me, and I explain, - It is for the daddy. He very much loves you.
- Ahhhha, time for the daddy - bring the pen and a paper. I will go to a shower at last.
He goes down on steps somewhere downwards, and I run in the room which here, on base, quickly find pen and a notebook. I go to bathroom. But there is nobody. I run to the manager with beating heart and he informs me that Shevchenko has already left....
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It happens, mates)) My last Milan dream was from times when Sheva left in Chelsea. And now I see It is the answer to a question of a place of Shevchenko in present Milan.

Oh my , what a strange dream, Rivaldo! I certainly don't think Sheva will ever get the same love and affection in the dressing room as he got before. Money doesn't matter as much for our players, and seeing that Sheva left for Chelsea certainly didn't go well with them. I can remember Gattuso in particular, being vocal about Shevchenko not returning back to Milan with his tail between his legs.

Thanks for sharing your dream, of course. Very strange, but interesting at the same time! Good show!

So I understand you wanted to **** Shevchenko in the bathroom...


Just kidding mate. I mean... you can do whatever you want him him.

Sheva - Missing the goals - GOAL.COM

For a split second there, I thought he meant something else. Why did he have to use the world always?

word not world ^

Never thought my English language lessons would come back and bite me! By the way as a disclaimer, Porty used to post this image above every now and then (way back in 2006), but he's found new hobbies, I guess! About time this picture returned to Milanfan.

Trini, what happened to your avatar?!

...I don't know? - What do you mean?!

Um, it took an unexpected leave of exit. I thought you had deleted it. Anyway, all's back to normal, so no worries. I think you've got one of the best avatars here in the forum.

Fishdoll's feelings are hurt! Acid, YOU ARE A MEANIEHEAD!

(I and fishdoll agree that trini's avatar is fantastic).

I hope this doesn't mean I'll be getting an all-expenses-paid one-way trip to the piranha tank?


Ditto! It's one of the very best. Other candidates include you, dst, Max, and so many others, I'd run out of fingers if I started counting them. My sister and brother love the Fishdoll one, while I have a hard time deciding the number one from the list. I may be a bit biased too, but dst's current one is an absolute gem. It's almost like it's speaking to you. His 'duck' one was pretty funny, but Paolo's youth as a kid is something else entirely.

Unfortunately, the world doesn't revolve around temperamental stuffed fish.

You mean it doesn't?!?!?!