[Jack Sparrow]

^^^^^^


(IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

(IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/devil.gif) (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/devil.gif) Happpy happy happy happy HAAAAAAAPPPPPYYY!!!!

Run and hide kurt...run and hide....

Mag-pies, mag-pies...whatcho gonna do...whatcha gonna do when we come for you.. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/devil.gif)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


This makes me feel so much better.

It's like you found out your girlfriend has been cheating on you and you break up, then you find out you're in the last 3 for win a date with keira knightley. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

This post has been edited by Jack Sparrow: Mar 30 2008, 04:57 PM

[KillerMax]

then you find out you're in the last 3 for win a date with keira knightley. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

Dude... That's just not how you would want to approach this.

[kurtsimonw]

(IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

You're actually like a proper Newcastle fan, a win and things are all rosey again. I suppose it's not all bad with the Magpies winning. Another season of Keegan in charge? Yes please. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I can't believe how bad this "derby" has been, it gets so hyped up but always fails to deliver. It isn't even a derby atmosphere, the players don't seem to care either, terrible.

[Jack Sparrow]

I was never very good with analogies....

But since the primary emotion here is love(for clubs vs for girls) it was the best I could come up with.

I'll try harder next time....


* m1ke: Are mods allowed to break your balls?*

[Locke Lamora]

One word: COMEBACK.

[Jack Sparrow]

Huh??

So whatcho guys do??

Bet you didn't beat anybody 4-1??

Run and hide Locke...the magpies are coming for you... (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

No seriously..how did the Gunners match go?

EDIT

@kurt: What'd mean you one victory and everything's rosy again?? Dude..this is the second victory.We're on a streak baby!!! (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) And we beat on paper one of the strongest teams in England, with one of the canniest coaches in Europe. And we beat it with a team, that makes Milan's bench look strong. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Magpies magpies...whatcho gonna do...whatcho gonna do when we come for you..

Sing along verybody...it's done to the Bad Boys theme tune. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


I'm euphoric...is it very obvious to everyone?? (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

This post has been edited by Jack Sparrow: Mar 30 2008, 05:30 PM

[KillerMax]

I was never very good with analogies....

But since the primary emotion here is love(for clubs vs for girls) it was the best I could come up with.

I'll try harder next time....
* m1ke: Are mods allowed to break your balls?*

You misunderstood. I was serious. That's not how you would want to approach Keira Knightley. It says all the wrong things.

[kurtsimonw]

They were 2-0 down at Bolton at half time, with only 10 men. They won 3-2.

Don't worry, Newcastle will be back to losing ways soon enough. Winning at Spurs will mean nothing when they lose the derby game. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Jack Sparrow]

It wasn't meant to relate to appraoching Keira Knightley.

It's like I was meaning to say:

Something that's next to impossible and really bad happens, and you're shattered, and something that's equally impossible, but really good happens at the same time. So your emotions are on a delicate scale. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

But since you're talking...how should I approach Keira?? It's one of the things in my bucket list. Have dinner with her.


@kurt: Sour grapes. You're just jealous, Newcastle's defence is better than Villa's. 1goal conceded vs. 4. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Bring on that derby. Ain't payback a biatch!! Heh heh heh... (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/devil.gif)

This post has been edited by Jack Sparrow: Mar 30 2008, 05:33 PM

[KillerMax]

But since you're talking...how should I approach Keira?? It's one of the things in my

Sure. So what do you want? What is your desired outcome? Just dinner with her?

[Jack Sparrow]

At least....oh and I want to make her laugh..just once. And I want her to kiss me goodnight... (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

In the real 3d world , that's about all I could expect. Maybe it's too much....


In the fantasy world...I'd have R7 will over all his money to me...then I'd buy West Ham (her favourite club) and we'd win Champions League and then I'd announce to the whole world that we'd be getting married the next week.


(IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Then I wake up.. (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

[KillerMax]

At least....oh and I want to make her laugh..just once. And I want her to kiss me goodnight... (IMG:http://cyrus.medialayer.net/~m1ke/milanfan.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

Oh dear...

Alright. Seeing as this is the EPL thread, let's continue this via PMs.

[Portman]

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FT Liverpool 1-0 Everton, Torres at the 6th

http://www.d1g.com/video/show/1897647

This post has been edited by Porty: Mar 30 2008, 05:57 PM

[KillerMax]

I still can't see him surviving the closed style of Serie A. EPL seems to be a great fit for him.
We need a couple Torres-like transfers to avoid the same fate(Uefa Cup) next season.

[Jack Sparrow]

So what is Torres's natural hair colour? I thought he was a blonde guy...