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My Parody:
David Beckham's move to AC Milan is a done deal!!!
Adriano Galliani held a press conference to make the announcement. This was followed by a 3 hour interview with the Spice Boy.
This is what David said: "I'm very happy to be with the best team in the world. This will give a big push to my career and it give me a great satisfaction from a personal point of view. Now I will be able to play with champions like Kaka, Ronaldinho, Pirlo and one of the greatest legends in history Paolo Maldini.
There's also another reason for my stay here in Milan that thrills me. This will be a new chapter in my life and I'm looking forward to see the outcome. I know Sheva wanted to go to England to learn English and I also know that his wife wanted to learn about fashion in London. When they came back to Italy I saw my chance and called President Berlusconi and told him that I can bring English and my wife fashion.
This is my goal and my wife's goal. We want to become teachers when we get old enough and Sheva and his wife will be our first students. We already scheduled classes between training sessions every weekdays and special classes after each game. We're so excited.
My plan is to teach English to every player in Milan. I'm pretty sure I'll have a hard time with Gattuso but I already hired some cops for protection.
This will be a wonderful journey!!!
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