Okay, it's a bit early but here it is:

Who will score Milan's first league goal of the season?

Go ahead and vote!

Then, if you want, post and name who (and why).

First poster to get it right wins a special prize, carefully chosen by the fish doll.

EDIT: To be eligible for the fish doll's prize, you need to post, not just vote in the poll.

Inzaghi. Dunno why just a hunch.

I think it'll be Seedorf because he has done quite well in recent matches. Seedorf always hits form earlier than most of his teammates.

Ronaldinho. Why? Because he is Ronaldinho.

kaka will knock in a rebound from a pato shot.

and thanks for using my poll idea

It's a good idea! Submit more!

Erm... who will score Milan's last league goal of the season?

Kaka'. Because he's got black hair.

Seedorf...coz he's got black...everything...

Pato is really on form, if he comes back on time for the 1st game I think he can score our first goal.

If he didn't then Seedorf will be da man.

I couldn't think of a valid reason, so I just put the first thing that came into my head when I thought of Kaka'.

Kaka - goal via penalty. Would be Milan-style.

Kaladze cause that's what men do!


fanboy how is Pato "really on form", he was good with Brazil but he didn't exactly amaze the world...

Physically I mean he's ahead of most of our players, since he's been training with Brazil for weeks. and as soon as he comes back and play his first game you will see that.

Counter argument: Pato hasn't been training with the team, therefore he will be unfamiliar with all the new stuff we've been doing, so he won't fit in right away. He shall be benched in the second half to make way for Brocchi.

Ok...look there are two days left to end of 'Pull zd's leg and beat him up with it' week. If you don't play along, I'm gonna push to have u banned for being a spoilsport.

You don't want that do you??

Hey, no one told me it was 'Pull zd's leg and beat him up with it' week! That's not fair!


As long as it's not an exclusive, all-expenses-paid tour of the piranha tank I'm in. Any other prize would be very nice. I chose 'Other' as no one did (yet), and who knows, maybe I'll get lucky. But most probably, I think it'll be one of the guys you listed in the poll. Anyone from Kaka to Pirlo, Ronaldinho, Seedorf and Pato. I'd also rather like Inzaghi to do the honors too.

It started when we told him Pato had a serious career threatening injury...where were you?

I was the one of the founding members of that joke along with R7. Didn't know at that time that it had more sinister and ulterior motives.

Oh you must have been impeached from the committee. Did you do a Lewinsky?

Nope, the fish doll assures me that the prize will have nothing whatsoever to do with piranha tanks. He's actually being nice about this one.

I love to niggle you about Pato!

F you

Edit: F Captain Jack too

zd has a potty mouth!

-1 cookie!

I bet it a jumbo sized cookie!
and Btw... My vote goes for Pirlo, cuz the possobility always lies there!

Oops

Now you've got me worried. Where's R7 when you most need him?


Oh, jolly good, then. The stories I've heard from R7 about the piranha-tank-land are about as scary as they come. As a matter of fact, I think R7 quite lucky to be alive to tell the tales. Good thing it's something nice.


You'll have to deduct it from his next shipment, though. Last I heard zd gobbled up any and all cookies that came his way. And I wouldn't blame him for this. Few people can resist cookies.

Pirlo free-kick

Nice try

Shevchenko if he comes home if not Ronnie.

that was the story of last season offensively

Ambrosini with a header from a Pirlo cross.

Otherwise my money is on a Brazilian opening the Milan account.

The fish doll votes sentimentally: he thinks Maldini will get the first goal. (and no, he doesn't give himself a prize for winning).

If kaka plays against Bologna he'll score our first goal..from his trademark long distance goal..

In my opinion, this is inaccurate.

If you consider the Olympics a training exercise, which he and Ronaldinho basically did... you would see that he is most likely to score the first.

Either him, or Inzaghi will score the first.

I must confess...Inzaghi is good at scoring first goals..That's if he plays though

I don't agree with this, maybe Milan saw the Olympics as an opportunity for Ronaldinho to regain his fitness but for Ronaldinho and Pato they were very special. R10 was really imotional after they got knocked out and so was Pato.

And how do you know that?

I think nobody else but us sees it that way.

Perhaps. But hey the entire team dynamic wasn't working. I saw more things wrong with Brazil. Why was Thiago Silva not playing defense? Why did Pato not start, and Ronaldinho had little protection from other midfielders? Like... why wasnt' he given space to work with?

I do view this as a way for him to regain fitness. I did not expect him to perform well after being absent so many months.

pato

That's true. He was playing every three days and he had been out for 6 months...

Ambrosini with a header from seedorf cross

Shevchenko if he played...

Sheva hat trick O.o

Shev

Seedorf after a long shot will score the first. Sheva in the second half will score the second after Pirlo cross

Wow! While you're at it, may I ask you to see into my future too, o wise one! If this happens I'll personally come to Israel and buy you a drink. (Pssst, just between you and me, Israel is one of the few countries not listed in my passport).

I'll probably have to think of another way to get to Israel though. But a drink will still be on if what you say happens.

Regardless, you should come to Israel. There are many great places to see over here