allright i'm gonna make this fast----
hannana the bannana= kaka (i really dont wanna see the ibra attitude come out

)
jacky = dida (wise and funny)
dst= papadopolous (you both got big noses

j/k)
porty= ibra (sorry but you two share similar behaviours no offence)
mike= marco van basten (mike is an amazing person, he owns us all)
arivanjj= Deco (short and effective, j/k. dont free kick me please

)
pkmax= c ronaldo (some skillz but has the tendency to be cocky)