As promised I opened my woodwork post

This obviously getting ridiculous, I think we have hit the post more times this season then we have scored actual goals. It's happening in EVERY game now.

I know I shouldn't be telling anyone this...coz Moratti said I'd be sleeping with the fishes, but pssst...hey it's the FIGC...

All are good options but I afraid it's the last one. It's like all the possible problems hit us this season.

i sincerely believe it's all these damn interisti fault

Someone is intenionally narrowing the frames of the goals of the stadiums we will be playing in. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is it ?!

probably Moratti and his telecom Italia crew

It will end when we spend some bloody money !!

You mean to remove the magnets from the balls?

The woodowrk curse...hmmm... I'll only quote Johann Cruijff
"If someone only hits the woodwork, it's not bad luck. It's a fault" Great Johann is right, this has nothing to do with bad luck, magnets or cornflakes (yeah, I know), it's just a fault by our strikers...

Last option for me anyway.

I'm sorry but Cruijff is full os sh!t, one of the best players in the world (one of my all time favourites also) but he doesn't know when to shut up. And his hate for Milan just doesn't sit well with me either.

hitting the post a million times in one season is not just a fault of the strikers and the midfielders.

No to bring in some players !! I'm pretty sure there are no magnets inside those balls ...

Yeah .. The posts are definately smaller

Bringing in new players is out of the woodworks hands it's in Galliani's hands.

You read the part where they are pulling out on trying to get Higuan because it is 'impossible' right

I don't think we can expect anything big to happen in the transfer department, at least not for another couple of years

Kaka going Madrid will be big !!

Milan is making me depressed...

yes, in 2011



Get in line buddy

Big it will be whatsoever...

To this list we can add the one against AEK from Pippo

And the one against Messina from Kaka

That's 12 hits so far

The goal posts have been getting smaller !!!

Yep.

If I was just watching the match as a spectator not as a fan of Milan I would seriously find this constant post hitting funny.

But since I'm not that and I want my team to win I find it annoying and STRANGE

There is a saying that goes ' a miss is as good as a mile' literally meaning a miss is a miss whether it be hitting the crossbar or blazing wildly over the bar. It's about time we forgot this whole pathetic 'the posts are getting smaller/against us etc' and just realised that we need to improve our shooting - nothing more noting less. Excuses are for losers.

Ok chief .. We'll get the boys down for some shooting drills

If anything I think our players are VERY accurate. It's got to be some kind of art to hit the post that consistantly.

Right now we have hit the post as much as we have scored. And that is NOT normal.

And there is a difference between hitting the post and blazing wide by a mile or 2. All you have to look at to notice the difference is your reaction. Is your reaction to a player hitting the post and to a player blazing wide the same?? Ofcourse not, when you hit the post you probably curse at the screen and knock some things around, when someone blazes wide you role your eyes

Yes there is a difference, but after the final whistle; there is no difference

What we are lacking, is for the ball to go in .. Hope the next game, our strikers will see their posts abit wider

In the end the result is what counts, but people normally curse their luck when they hit the post ESPECIALLY when they keep hitting it costantly in every match

But we definately lack that killer instinct that we had last year. Last year all we had to have was 4-5 chances in one match MAX and we would probably win that game by 3 or 4 goals. That's how efficient we where last season.

This season we keep hitting theposts, missing chances that are begging the players to put them in and the opposition's keepers seem to pick up god sent form during our match, but then it fades away when they face Inter

I'm with I_Rossoneri!!

Yeah? Is he good to you? Having fun together? It's great that you finally went public!!!

good one

Are you jealous??

I think he is

I was watching Milan's training today and Oliveira hit the post of the very small goals, you know.

He has a post disease

Huh .... It is true !!! @han ,,, The goals have actually shrunk !!!!

Ohhh my !!

Really?? Didn't see that one.

And you say it's our player's fault for hitting the post. I say that our strikers and mids are very accurate!! It's like they have a target on the posts



It's called the post hitteritis desease He got infected from Gila



And you my friend are the winner of this poll!!

On a serious note though, I was watching them train a couple of weeks agao and Kaka put a baeuty in that smal goal, it must have been from something like 25 meters out. He curled it right in

What a nice couple they make...

Oh and that illness you guys talk about is called "Posteritis Milano"

You sure it's not the "Sheva dependence" ?

You can watch training sessions through Milan Channel?? Wow... I need to find myself that one!!

Yep, I like to watch them especially when they have practice mathces.

I saw Gila score a great volley once. But Kaka's small goal was awsome

f@ck this is awesome!! Is Milan Channel included in Sky Italia's list of channels??

Yes

Sky Italia

MILAN-ASCOLI 1-0: Borriello hits the post, Inzaghi hits the post - 2 hits

MILAN-SIENA 0-0: Gila grazes the top of the goal - 1 hit

MILAN-PALERMO 0-2: Kakà and Pirlo both hit the post on the same move - 2 hits

CHIEVO-MILAN 0-1: Seedorf hits the post - 1 hit

MILAN-ROMA 1-2: Seedorf hits the post, Ricardo Oliveira hits the post - 2 hits

EMPOLI-MILAN 0-0: Ricardo Oliveira hits the post and grazes the top of the goal - 2 hits

AEK-MILAN 0-1: Inzaghi hits the inside of the bar - 1 hit

MILAN-MESSINA 1-0: Kaka hits the inside of the bar and post - 1 hit

MILAN-LILLE 0-2: Inzaghi hits the bar with a close range header - 1 hit

MILAN-TORINO 0-0: Gilardino hits the post from a penalty kick - 1 hit

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That's 14 hits alread and we haven't completed the entire half of the season most NORMAL teams wouldn't hit that many bars and posts in an entire season

It isn't normal So, there is something wrong .. As u predicted

There is simple solution. Since probably the problem is mental the players need to see a shrink

Yeah, doesn't the club employ shrinks???

Well Someone isn't doing their jobs are they

we have a shrink...
sheva calls the milan shrink apparanteley when he's missing goals or so lol

They do.

"Milan Lab is the High Tech Scientific Research Centre set up by AC Milan with strong motivation, operating since July 2002. The club’s purpose is to optimise the psycho-physical management of the athletes by entrusting this task to MilanLab which represents the ideal combination of science, technology, IT, cybernetics and psychology."

Then what the hell are they doing??? Why don't they get off their lazy asses and help out