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Jack Sparrow
Coz I told her u were cheating on her with Veronica Lario...no girl likes to be two timed.. tongue.gif Always be careful what u post on the forum....revealing secrets in a public venue..tsk tsk...dst u amateur!!!! tongue.gif
dst
QUOTE (Jack Sparrow @ Aug 26 2006, 12:55 AM)
Coz I told her u were cheating on her with Veronica Lario...no girl likes to be two timed.. tongue.gif  Always be careful what u post on the forum....revealing secrets in a public venue..tsk tsk...dst u amateur!!!! tongue.gif
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well Veronica is her mother ... you think we didn't try a threesome??? Silly Jack!!!!

HA devil.gif HA devil.gif HA
Jack Sparrow
laugh.gif She got sick of sharing u...i guess...said u were not 'endowed' enough to handle them both....while me I'm 'Milan-quality'....tongue.gif
dst
Not capable!!!???? ohmy.gif
hey you don't want me to unleash the .... Nah I'll scare you away!!!
she loves me!!!!

I'm a beatiful and talented defender ... and you know she likes tal... well ... defenders!!! rolleyes.gif
LaPalma
Haha...little do u guys know wink.gif about the real nasty guy in this forum cool.gif
She likes defenders...don't you thin she likes nasty defenders more like....me?
dst
QUOTE (LaPalma @ Aug 26 2006, 01:11 AM)
Haha...little do u guys know wink.gif about the real nasty guy in this forum cool.gif
She likes defenders...don't you thin she likes nasty defenders more like....me?
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yeah suddenly everyone's doing my precious little girl ... move off would you!!???
Jack Sparrow
YOUR little gal??? laugh.gif laugh.gif Your girl is Veronica Lario...mine is Barbara...LaPalma can have Ronaldo's girlfriend...everybody is happy!!
Jack Sparrow
Oh yeah...LaPalma...you really should push off,Barbara doesn't like being mobbed tongue.gif...surely a big nasty defender can get some nice German girl...Claudia Schiffer perhaps...or that other girl Diane Kruger...
LaPalma
QUOTE (Jack Sparrow @ Aug 25 2006, 10:18 PM)
YOUR little gal??? laugh.gif laugh.gif  Your girl is Veronica Lario...mine is Barbara...LaPalma can have Ronaldo's girlfriend...everybody is happy!!
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I would want Rafael van der Vaarts wife, but Barbara would be very angry with me, and she's such a hot tempered girl ouch. I don't wanna risk it. Especially when Silvio finds out. I'm quoting a really bd german actor who once performed in a James Bond movie
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I'm blonde, I'm german, I'm a bad guy.

What more could she want? wink.gif
dst
you guys are trying your best to drive me mad ... but no that won't happen!!!!
LaPalma
QUOTE (dst @ Aug 25 2006, 10:27 PM)
you guys are trying your best to drive me mad ... but no that won't happen!!!!
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Sure cool.gif
Jack Sparrow
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Barbara Berlusconi has just announced that henceforth all affairs of her heart shall be handled by Jack Sparrow. She made the following statement, "I was so sick and tired of a few Greeks and Germans claiming a relationship with me which absolutely did not exist! Dst? Well I know for a fact that he's with my mother, and all the talks about the 3-some came from the same reporter @ the Maracana who said Sobis was Santander's for sure and some other BS. I'm totally in love with Jack and he is definitely MILAN-QUALITY...I prefer CDMs to defenders anyway.


The above is a transcript from a recent interview Babara gave to a lifestyle magazine...
Jack Sparrow
End of discussion I hope...germans and greeks hmmpf!! tongue.gif
dst
QUOTE (Jack Sparrow @ Aug 26 2006, 12:47 PM)
The above is a transcript from a recent interview Babara gave to a lifestyle magazine...
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quit it Jack ... you'll never get her away from me!!!! smile.gif
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