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“The Lega Calcio must not be perceived as an association of criminals.†Why change such a long-running Italian tradition, Antonio Matarrese?
“If I join a private club, then I have to respect the rules. I can’t just steal the silverware and then complain.†FIGC chief Guido Rossi carries his SWAG bag out of Calciopoli.
“I didn’t like reading some comments my fellow tacticians made about Roberto Donadoni. They were particularly nasty and disguised a bit of jealousy at what he has achieved.†Walter Novellino identifies Azzurri Envy.
“My life has changed. I am happy and relaxed. I owe all of that to Roberto Baggio.†Sebastien Frey embraces Buddhism and the Divine Ponytail’s teachings.
“I don’t understand why Juventus continue to maintain Mauro Camoranesi has accepted Serie B. It isn’t true.†Keeping everyone thoroughly confused, it’s Camoranesi’s agent Sergio Fortunato.
“We now only need to understand what Juve’s position will be.†Dear Mr Fortunato, I think they want him to stay…
“I cannot wait to pull on this mythical Bianconeri jersey.†Jean-Alain Boumsong seeks the Holy Grail of football shirts.
“I used to play for a team as a child called Juventus. It must be fate.†But was he any good for them? The worrying Bianconeri faithful ask…
“Alain is a real defender. He has great athletic qualities, although he did struggle last season.†Juventus boss Didier Deschamps confirms that he did actually see Boumsong at Newcastle last season.
“We still consider the fact we had to play this preliminary round as an injustice, but we’re back where we belong now.†Don’t do it, Carlo Ancelotti, don’t start singing ‘Up where we belong’!
“We made some silly mistakes and they cost us the game.†Chievo Coach Bepi Pillon identifies the difference between a successful team and a losing one.
“I hope that Juventus stay in Serie B – especially because of the joy it gives us ant-Juventini.†Aldo Agroppi – he’s all heart…
“Why did I choose the 17 shirt? Because one plus seven makes eight, which I didn’t want to take off Alberto Aquilani.†Roma’s David Pizarro – who said footballers are stupid?
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