Our resident pirate had a good idea:



So, have at it! Which boardmember most resembles which Milan personality?

(M1ke, is it true you've shaved your head for the occasion? )

dst = Paolo Berlusconi












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Good job, Tennie. I've had a slightly different idea in my mind, and will probably open up a another thread when I get a chance later down the road. For this thread, here are some quick comparisons, right off my head:

Tennie = Leonardo
Porty = Silvo Berlusconi
Arivanjj = Ronaldo
Zdrossoneri = Pato
Rossoneri7 = Galliani
DST = Paolo

I get to be the one with good hair! [/girlie comment]

Hmmm...interesting question.

Fillipo Simone = Pirlo (He's the intelectual guy [just like Andy is when he plays...like the prof of football] is on Milanfan who keeps a cool head for most of the times)
dst = Rino (Maybe the most passionated poster on milanfan who just like Rino never fears a good fight)
R7 = Galliani (no need for any further explanations I guess )
kurt = Gianni Rivera (just like the "Golden Boy" our Villa admirer doesn't accept certain unwritten laws [and questioning these is always a good thing IMO])
Porty = Silvio (FACT.)
Teenie = Baresi (never takes a break and tries to keep order alive on milanfan [just like Baresi was responsible for the order on the pitch])

Btw...don't even think of comparing me to Gila

Now why would you say that?


Ari was close... but you have crossed the line! This is a hubristic comparison, I'm merely God's messenger!!!

You guys should know better... dst = Kaladze - (Money + fame) = completely useless = get a life!! [Shrink said I should be harder with myself]

WOW! These just fit perfectly well! Great job!!!

i agree there dead on.

2 years on milanfan did their job

Why, of course you are just the messenger. They don't make them like Paolo anymore. I would have compared you with Kaladze (just for the fun of it), but you've got a very high post count, and that has to count for something.


I won't. For some weired reason you remind me of Inzaghi, though.

Yeah you should all know that... the higher your post count, the bigger your **** is!

Very true. Another one for "Quote of the Month", eh Tennie?

I want to be Pele.

The guy who states the obvious but makes it sound like it came after a 100 years of meditation.

I'll post my list in a bit. But I might have cross genetics.

For instance...La Palma would be a bit of Seedorf and Pirlo for me.

who would i be? I can't really relate myself to any milan players. Carlo maybe

Why Carlo? Do you lack something, that something being a brain?

Hehe, there can be only one, ZD. Your affection for Pato rivals Ari's for Ronaldo. A bunch of other who's who's (sounds weired writing this):

MizNelson = Dida (quiet, witty and lethal),
Bluesumers = Kaka (classy, intelligent guys, these two),
pKillerMax = Gattuso (killer guys these both, plus I wouldn't be surprised if the name Gattuso meant an axe-murderer in African),
Locke Lamora = Shevchenko (what with their love for EPL teams),
Fillipo Simone = Ancelotti (any doubt),
Mchanna = Pirlo (creative, but more often than not missing-in-action),
Mishale = Nesta (cool and calm like our very own Mr. 13),
Jefri = Seedorf (like the Dutch he only steps up in big games),
Jack Sparrow = Ambrosini (don't even ask),
I_Rossoneri = Rui Costa (composed and intelligent),
Kurtsimonw = Gilardino (talented, very, but)
DejoEjo = Vieri (that spammer dude from Serbia, like Bebo he disappeared after six minutes).

Of course, there are some I missed. My apologies for that. For the full list please send a self-addressed envelope with $100 in it at my office address. Thank you.

Great job...but who are you then?

He talks too much

And that comparison with the Pippone is a huge honor for me


True. I would like to be Franz Beckenbauer then. No matter what I do and how I do do it...it simply works.

Me and Gila? I'm not sure if that's good or bad..

Hah! I'll be Pippo then. A brief spell of brilliance, followed by months of inactivity

Um, good? Just wait till Gila leaves for a slightly smaller club, and he should be back to his good old, Parma days. Milan may be too much to ask for players like Gila/Kaladze, what with the schedule and behind-the-scenes politics. Fiorentina, anyone?

Heh, as long as you show up in the next Champions League final and score a brace, that's fine by me. Make sure you bring in v2 by then, though.


Oh, early contender for quote of the year. By the way, kurt, super-cool signature!

Sorry. My first DP.

Avatar? You mean sig? Or are you just a fan of shirts with 'Mellberg' on the back of them?

Hehe. Edited.

hmm since oddo hasnt been picked i'll take him he's got talent but he's lost his focus since the pornstar has been after him

as usual i get looked over so i must be Gourcuff

You all are funny!!


Ha! Pele is also the game that (no matter the question) he always starts with "It's a tough game"...











Was a virgin! Welcome to the club!

edit:

You guys are fast

I also think mishale is Don Silvio as... he's the only one that still wants Shev back whole-heartedly!

For his sunny optimism, R7 can't be anyone other than Galliani.

Just because your a mod, doesn't mean I wont drown your piranha !

Hah. The piranha can defend himself. Just ask Ari.

!!!!!!


i would avoid going there buddy... her force of manipulation can be quite damaging.

I am Gullit , who is Moratti ?

alright.... here you have Leonardo who loves discovering talents

haha so true