Milan too soft for cold Scots shower! Friday 23 February, 2007

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Milan have blamed Celtic for causing the illness of four of their star players – because of the cold showers at Parkhead!

Vice-President Adriano Galliani spoke to ‘Milan Channel’ this evening and revealed that Andrea Pirlo, Gennaro Gattuso, Yoann Gourcuff and Massimo Ambrosini are all in bed with flu symptoms.

The club doctor maintains the illness was caused by the cold showers in the Parkhead locker room after Tuesday’s 0-0 Champions League draw in Glasgow.

While the players were still in the post-match shower, a fire alarm went off that automatically cut the supply of hot water.

Galliani assures it is no laughing matter, as the four midfielders all risk missing out on Sunday’s Serie A clash with Sampdoria.

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We'll win it anyway.

Are you possessed!?? This is not the Portugal I'm used to...   

It was the cocaine... 

It was the cocaine... 

I don't think we have a mid-field...if they are all out. Brocchi is suspended too.

next week, we play le merda (gonna kick their a55  )

ROFL!

We are actually playing Palermo...

Nope, we're playing Palermo on Wednesday, and Chievo on Sunday.

Next week means next Serie A week...  

We are playing Palermo next...